swolloween shake

the swolloween shake is a high-protein meal cooked from scratch in our minneapolis kitchen. pumpkin pie you can drink through a straw. blended with real pumpkin, cinnamon and nutmeg. 25g of protein and fiber-packed. it drinks like dessert and does the math of a breakfast. no pie tin, no fork, no regrets.

the swolloween shake contains dairy. everything is made in a kitchen that also handles nuts, dairy, eggs, wheat, and soy.

serve cold, straight from the refrigerator. do not heat, do not microwave.

add it to your cart as a one-time order, or put it in a weekly subscription — subscribers get roughly a 10% discount, and the bigger your weekly pack, the lower the per-meal price. everything is cooked fresh each week and goes out on sunday.

yes — swap meals in and out, skip a week, or adjust your plan anytime from your account. changes made by thursday at 11:59pm central apply to that sunday's delivery; after that they roll to the following week.

yes — every order over $5 earns you 50 tandocoins, which you can trade in for free food and other rewards. refer a friend and you earn 500 coins when they place their first order.

your swolloween shake arrives fully cooked and fridge-cold — just heat and eat. orders ride in an insulated carrier with frozen gel packs, grouped in a paper bag with your name on it. we text you the day before to confirm your window, and if you're not home we tuck a gel pack into the bag so it stays cold on your doorstep. prefer to grab it in person? choose market pickup at checkout when we're at a farmers market near you.

we're a local minneapolis kitchen, not a national ship-it-in-a-box service — your food is cooked here, delivered by us, days fresher than anything that spent a week in transit, and usually more affordable too. everything is made from scratch with real macros published on every item, we run our own wellness bakery, and when customers suggest a dish or a tweak, we actually listen.